Sorry, ladies, he’s taken. Kind of.
Mark, the author of Finding My Goddess, has accepted an application for the position of His Goddess. With any luck, she will help him actualise his Global Vision and moving the planet from darkness to LIGHT.
For those not familiar with Mark and his lengthy requirements, here are a few snippets.
She knows the truth of reincarnation. Alternatively, she is open to the concept and ready for experiences that will demonstrate its truth to her.
She engages in one or a combination of the following spiritual practices for a minimum of 15 minutes per day (or alternatively, for at least two hours per week), and she has been doing so regularly for several years.
She’s hot and sexy…. VERY sexy (as are all four Goddesses above, in my opinion).
She is beautifully dressed and beautifully groomed.
She has excellent posture.
She has a trim waistline (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down and keep it trim. No exceptions.
Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long and keep it long. No exceptions.
If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it’s an important part of my Global Vision.
So, as a result of his website – which he assures us is deadly serious – he has found a woman from Europe who is acceptable to him. But he’s still working out a few issues there (maybe waiting for her hair to grow down to her shoulders), so he’s still accepting “backup replies”. Some lucky lady will be swept off her feet by a computer programmer who’s on the brink of becoming a billionaire, delivering orgasms all over the crazy place without ejaculating. Apparently.